10 Weird Things You Can Buy on Amazon UK Right Now (That We Wish Were Jokes)

🦶 1. Foot Peel Masks That Make Your Skin Fall Off (In a Good Way?)

Stick ‘em on, wait a few days, and watch your feet shed like a snake.
Oddly satisfying. Mildly disturbing.
👉 [Affiliate Link – Foot Peel Mask]

🐥 2. A Scream-Activated Rubber Chicken

It only honks when you yell. Therapy? Maybe.
👉 [Affiliate Link – Screaming Chicken]

🛁 3. Inflatable Bathtub for Adults

Because nothing says luxury like bathing in a glorified paddling pool.
Fits in your tiny UK bathroom. Probably.
👉 [Affiliate Link – Adult Inflatable Tub]

🧻 4. Toilet Night Light That Changes Colour

Your loo, but make it a rave. Glows on motion. Confuses houseguests.
👉 [Affiliate Link – Motion Toilet Light]

🐀 5. Remote-Controlled Rat

Scare your nan. Or your boss. Or your own soul.
Battery-powered mischief in one furry package.
👉 [Affiliate Link – RC Rat]

🍳 6. Egg Cooker That Looks Like a Spaceship

Why boil water like a caveman when this thing beeps at you with eggs that are “galaxy-ready”?
👉 [Affiliate Link – Egg Pod Cooker]

👕 7. T-Shirt Folder for the Terminally Untidy

Get perfect folds in 2 seconds.
Or just watch it gather dust next to your unused ab roller.
👉 [Affiliate Link – T-Shirt Folding Board]

🧠 8. Thinking Putty That Glows in the Dark and Smells Like Bubblegum

What? Why? Who knows. But it sells like mad.
👉 [Affiliate Link – Glow Thinking Putty]

🦕 9. USB-Powered Dinosaur Humidifier

A cute little dino that spits mist out of its nose.
Hydration? ✅ Vibes? ✅ Looks like it belongs in a children’s cartoon? ✅
👉 [Affiliate Link – USB Dinosaur Humidifier]